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The Bachelorette S19E3 Thoughts

  1. All right. Time to see these men think they are the winners here when the show is not about them.
  2. I mean, it’s been like a few hours at most that the guys have known them.
  3. Define massive, Jesse.
  4. Tino was MIA last episode. Guess he’s back.
  5. Let’s see if Zach makes it through this date with Rachel.
  6. Should I know who Karamo is?
  7. Oh, Queer Eye. I saw a few episodes a couple years ago.
  8. Glad Zach has no confidence in popping champagne. Same bud, same.
  9. Oh, Gabby is just going to the Bachelor Mansion while Rachel is on a date. Smart move on her part.
  10. Not the immediate fumble of the football.
  11. The guys are being awkward men and ignoring Gabby. This feels like Michelle all over again.
  12. The men had such a great opportunity to actually spend time with Gabby there, and just ruined it.
  13. Karamo asking the right questions to Zach. We need Karamo to interrogate all the men.
  14. He’s not holding her hand, he’s holding her wrist.
  15. What are these outfits?
  16. With great power comes great responsibility. Oh, wait.
  17. Gabby, as an empath.
  18. How many commercials did Jesse do voiceover for?
  19. Zach knows how to give the woman her time on the red carpet.
  20. So, they are really watching a movie here?
  21. Should I know who Matt White is too?
  22. Oh, it’s a montage of them. That’s actually really cute.
  23. How did the producers get so many videos and pictures of Zach for this? Did they do that for all the guys or what? They wouldn’t have known who was going on this date at first.
  24. Okay, they are bonding over watching planes fly with their dads. This connection is great.
  25. I swear, if Rachel doesn’t give him the rose.
  26. Good choice, Rachel.
  27. Meanwhile, Gabby’s sitting in the house, crying.
  28. I would immediately twist an ankle in the shoes Gabby is wearing.
  29. GABBY’S GRANDPA IS BACK
  30. I LOVE GRANDPA JOHN
  31. Rachel got the cringey baby photos. Gabby gets her grandpa.
  32. Gabby is having trouble staying in the lines. Someone else should be driving.
  33. They are doing one of these dates already.
  34. Grandpa is like, what did I sign up for?
  35. Grandpa is sleeping on the pillow. I love him!
  36. Gabby really just set her grandpa up on a blind date for bowling. My god.
  37. Why is his glass to large and Gabby’s so small? What intern screwed that up?
  38. Is Gabby having a breakdown?
  39. Okay, Erich. You should have said something. You just sat there like a robot.
  40. Gabby, this may not be the show for you.
  41. I get the feeling Gabby may drop out of the show at some point. She’s reaching her breaking point in week 3.
  42. Erich does look like Nick Vial.
  43. I’m glad Gabby can embrace her trauma and past, and know that she can keep moving forward.
  44. So, my ABC is not working well and I missed it. Did all the rest of the guys get asked on this group date?
  45. Mario has watched the Bachelor before.
  46. Jacob got a leaf. That’s it.
  47. Not Ethan getting the kid outfit.
  48. At least he didn’t get the baby outfit, like Meatball.
  49. What is the theme of this date?
  50. Oh not, they broke the car.
  51. Aven: wishing he got the epidural. Oh my god.
  52. I did not need to see Aven giving birth to Meatball.
  53. I have missed all the rest of the photoshoot. And I’m mad about it.
  54. Oh, station is back. According to twitter, I missed a terrible montage of guys rejecting Gabby and Rachel making out with others.
  55. Also, someone said Gabby is rough around the edges, and I’d like to beat their ass. Thanks.
  56. And there it goes again. I’m going to have to watch this on Hulu later.
  57. Ok. I’m back and ready for this insanity.
  58. Back to the weird photo shoot.
  59. Praying there’s not a strong breeze. Jeez.
  60. Rachel is just peeking at Jacob’s “situation.”
  61. God, Nate is one of a kind. Someone find me a Nate.
  62. So, the after party is at a stadium. Okay.
  63. I hope no one tries to teach Gabby football. We already saw how that went earlier.
  64. Three for three for Rachel. Let’s see how Gabby does.
  65. Tyler delivered a rejection in such a nice way, and I appreciate it.
  66. Discount Grocery Store Joe is now dead to me. Don’t ever call someone rough around the edges.
  67. I really hope these rejections were not back to back, and editing just put them that way.
  68. HE DID NOT CALL HER SMOKIN’
  69. I REJECT ALL THESE MEN
  70. Gabby, you won’t be too much for the right person.
  71. THAT’S RIGHT GABBY. BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE
  72. Gabby, I know you had a bad night, but did you forget about Nate? He was amazing to you.
  73. Rachel is stunned at Gabby’s choice.
  74. The way Gabby just said “I just had a breakdown” is so relatable.
  75. Women supporting women is what I’m here for.
  76. I’M NOT HERE TO TEACH DUDES HOW TO ACT
  77. PREACH GABBY
  78. Time for a messy cocktail party. Let’s go!
  79. Oh no, here’s comes Jesse. No cocktail party, I bet.
  80. First cancelled cocktail party. Take a shot.
  81. Finally, splitting the men into two groups. Why didn’t they do this in the first place?
  82. Must suck for the guys who haven’t made up their minds.
  83. Oh, the men with roses are not even in the room. They are just watching awkwardly from other rooms.
  84. The black dresses too. Oh boy.
  85. Yeah, Gabby. Give Nate a rose. That’s how this should go
  86. I’m so anxious right now. This is intense.
  87. First rejection for Rachel. But who is Termayne?
  88. They are really taking rejected roses away? Damn.
  89. Oh no. Not two rejections in a row for Rachel.
  90. Who is Jason?
  91. Imagine being rejected by a guy named Meatball.
  92. Rachel is more upset that the rejections were public as opposed to private. I feel like they should have done this one-on-one instead of in a rose ceremony.
  93. All three of the men who rejected Rachel didn’t get a rose from Gabby. Awkward.
  94. Wait, wait, wait. Meatball is still there. How did this happen?
  95. Meatball really rejected Rachel, and then decided to go beg for a rose again.
  96. I don’t trust this.
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