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The Bachelorette S19E2 Thoughts

  1. The opening with the guy in the speedo just caused my mom to spit out her water, so we are off to a great start.
  2. Wait, there’s not enough beds for all the guys? Oh, I want to see the fight for beds.
  3. The bow on Gabby’s shirt is gigantic.
  4. Oh, a pageant. This will go well.
  5. Let me guess. The bags have speedos in them.
  6. Again, though, this show doesn’t handle people who have issues with their bodies very well, does it?
  7. Speedos, not really attractive in my opinion.
  8. If I was the bachelorette on this date, I would be highly uncomfortable.
  9. Logan is the guy who came with the chicks, right?
  10. Not Quincy saying this isn’t something he normally does, and the editor putting under his name that he totally does.
  11. Couldn’t they just do the talent part? This is funnier to me.
  12. Meatball: more than a nickname.
  13. No. Nope. I don’t need that. I don’t want that. Bye Meatball.
  14. Thank god Johnny only kissed them on the cheeks.
  15. I hate when people refer to themselves as an alpha unironically.
  16. The editor is on point this season. Tone deaf for the guy who tried to sing. Perfection.
  17. I like Aven. Logan is the chick dude. Johnny kissed them both. I don’t remember any of the others. Off to a good start here.
  18. That was a low blow dude I don’t know.
  19. Rachel is really still stuck on wanting the guys to kiss her immediately.
  20. Oh. Rachel’s first rejection. At least Jason told her right away that he’s into Gabby. I appreciate him knowing what he wants and not stringing her along.
  21. I kind of get the feeling more of the guys are here for Gabby.
  22. Colin is a Harry Potter fan. I’m here for it.
  23. And now Rachel is happy because she got a kiss. Doesn’t take much for her, does it? Nothing wrong with it. Just seems like she wants the physical first and a lot of these guys aren’t feeling it.
  24. Oh, don’t tell me Logan shall be kissing both of them.
  25. And he is. All right then.
  26. What happens if both try to give their rose to Logan?
  27. I’m glad they talk about it first so they don’t have the awkward moment in front of the guys.
  28. Will Gabby not tell Rachel she and Logan kissed?
  29. Gabby is not telling Rachel what happened, but is letting Rachel have a go at Logan anyway. Interesting.
  30. Oh, race car driver is getting the first one on one with Rachel. She seemed pretty into him before.
  31. I would love to go in zero gravity. My kind of date.
  32. Of course, they choose the guy afraid of heights to go on the height date.
  33. Do you think when the people apply to the Bachelor, they have to tell the producers what they are afraid of?
  34. This guy is talking about fantasy suites already and pulling a Susie from before. If the person has fantasy suites with more than one person, the guy is done. Nope. You’re on the wrong show.
  35. I feel like Jesse demanded the producers let him voiceover the commercials the way he wants.
  36. Let’s get to the awkward talks with the men.
  37. Chris, you are on the wrong show.
  38. CHRIS, IT IS NOT DEPENDENT ON THE SITUATION HERE
  39. He really sees it as a game.
  40. Someone send Chris home, asap.
  41. Red flags. Red flags everywhere.
  42. What’s that guy’s name? I think it’s Nate He just put Chris in his place and I’m all for this guy now.
  43. Oh, Rachel is already feeling like things are missing with Logan.
  44. I honestly thought the date went really well. What is she missing?
  45. Even the producer is confused by her actions.
  46. Oh, Nate. Our man of the people. Let’s go!
  47. So, he checks all her boxes, but isn’t the one for her. Understandable. But girl, that means send him home. Stop being confused about it.
  48. Can Jordan stay for Gabby?
  49. Not the band just singing to an empty room.
  50. Why is Gabby sad? Did a producer tell her that Jordan was sent home?
  51. Oh my god. Nate has a daughter. I love him even more.
  52. So, Rachel is just third wheeling now. Lovely.
  53. Nate is just a sweetie.
  54. There’s the obligatory fly by the mansion.
  55. Did they really just fly in a helicopter to a random hot tub?
  56. Does Nate have a gold paper clip in his ear?
  57. Jacob looks so different with his hair pulled back as opposed to the Fabio look.
  58. Did Gabby get sunburned in the hot tub? Her shoulders are looking red.
  59. Describing a six-year-old as a human form of coffee is such an accurate description.
  60. Yes, give Nate that rose! Man is a keeper!
  61. I hope Chris gets sent home soon.
  62. Rachel, hun, you’re laughing so loud.
  63. The guy who has the basketball games was pretty smooth.
  64. Having all the guys who heard the conversation there for this talk with Rachel is so smart. It’s no longer a he said, he said.
  65. They should have grabbed Gabby too though.
  66. HAHAHA Gabby doesn’t even know Chris.
  67. Gabby went right in for the kill.
  68. Only four days in, and he hadn’t even talked to them yet.
  69. YES, BYE CHRIS
  70. DUDE, LEAVE
  71. Jacob sitting there, pretending to eat popcorn, is the audience.
  72. BYE BITCH
  73. Are they going to have a rose ceremony this time?
  74. How many are going home?
  75. Oh, so these roses are from both of them. We won’t get the guys rejecting Rachel’s roses until later.
  76. I still have no idea who over half these guys are.
  77. Yes, Fabio, I mean Jacob, lives another week.
  78. Keep Ethan. He’s sweet too.
  79. Yes!
  80. Now, we can do without Mario. But you know he’s getting the rose.
  81. And there it is.
  82. I think four left, right?
  83. I wonder if there’s enough beds for them now.
  84. GABBY’S GRANDPA COMES BACK
  85. I’M SO HAPPY
  86. Meatball seems like such a fun guy to hang out with.
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