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The Bachelorette S19E1 Thoughts (plus insight from Jacy)

  1. I’m so curious how it will work with two Bachelorettes.
  2. Apparently, the men can reject a rose from one if they like the other more.
  3. I still don’t care about Jesse. He’s trying so hard to be like Chris Harrison. Particularly how he is talking this season.
  4. I forgot about Gabby’s grandpa. I want an entire show about him.
  5. Jacy: “Before we start the season, we need a recap of Rachel’s crying. Not. Thank you, Bachelor nation.”
  6. If I was the Bachelorette, I would bring my dog.
  7. Bring on the corny lines from the men.
  8. Gabby is drinking before it even starts. Same, girl, same.
  9. Rachel said she never dated anyone who made her laugh. I guess her laughing at Clayton wasn’t real.
  10. Shout out to the short kings.
  11. Gabby calling some of her exes plain and dumb is just so funny to me.
  12. Imagine Bachelor bringing in 60 men on day one. The testosterone just to find a seat in the house.
  13. Gabby, I also don’t trust men, haha.
  14. So, we know they will both fall for the same guy, right?
  15. Oh my god. “Your boyfriend’s a loser. Dump his ass and apply to the Bachelor.”
  16. Package deal. Gabby and Rachel are a package deal.
  17. More men than ever? How many men are we talking?
  18. Jacy: “I’m waiting for someone to make a joke about having both of them. Thank you, next.”
  19. Zach almost forgot his name.
  20. “I’m in love with three women.” That was cringe.
  21. I like Aven. He did his research.
  22. He just put headphones on them without asking. Nope.
  23. I like Mario. He’s fun. I hope we get more dances.
  24. Juggler dude was good. Nice and corny.
  25. Kirk needs to stop with this coach crap. He’s too much.
  26. GABBY, THAT IS A CHICK. NOT A RAT.
  27. He he just going to take the chicks inside and carry them all night?
  28. What is the difference between a life coach and a mentality coach?
  29. Um….thanks for that, Prince.
  30. Hayden gives me knockoff Grocery Store Joe, but he’s a sassy man. Thinking with one head and not the other. Way to call out Clayton.
  31. I agree, Clayton talk puts me to sleep.
  32. WHO BROUGHT A DAMN CHOIR TO SING CLAYTON SUCKS?
  33. I love it, but Gabby and Rachel won’t.
  34. Did these kids ride in the limo with all the guys?
  35. Okay, so Gabby and Rachel did enjoy the song.
  36. Will a producer take the chicks already?
  37. Meatball enthusiast. His nickname is Meatball. I am uncomfortable.
  38. “You handle those balls so well.”
  39. Free feet.
  40. He has only one trick. Turn card into a watch. That’s it.
  41. He called her by the wrong name! Oh god.
  42. “Forking.” Take that joke back where it came from.
  43. Oh, Tino is good with his hands.
  44. Fabio?
  45. Someone better call Fabio’s manager.
  46. “OLD SPICE GUY”
  47. What kind of happy ending is he looking for?
  48. I love the men gathering and giving their own comments on these entrances.
  49. We have a horse and chicks. Bring a cow and we have a farm.
  50. He really dropped a mic in Gabby’s hands and just left.
  51. He brought them chairs to sit in. Spencer had the right idea.
  52. Oh a double pillow.
  53. So, there’s 32 men. I felt like we didn’t see as many as usual.
  54. Why is Mario referring to himself as “we?”
  55. Someone get Fabio a shirt.
  56. Gabby is definitely going to take charge over Rachel. She’s more outspoken.
  57. I thought they would talk separately with the guys.
  58. Gabby looks so uncomfortable with the twins.
  59. She looks like she’s going to fall asleep in this conversation.
  60. Okay, now they are talking individually with the guys.
  61. Gabby just called out this guy’s handwriting. I love it.
  62. Ah, discount Joe, aka Hayden, brought a card for Rachel. He’s cute.
  63. She is so distracted by Fabio’s, I mean Jacob’s abs.
  64. Aven is genuine and a cutie. I like him and Rachel together.
  65. Rachel really wants someone to kiss her.
  66. Mario went in for the first kiss. He has lost my interest though when he was talking about men being territorial.
  67. NOT HIM BRINGING UP RACHEL CRYING ON THE STAIRS.
  68. Tino did ask if he could kiss her, so he gets some points for that.
  69. Rachel just wanted someone to kiss her. It kind of seems like it wouldn’t matter which man kissed her.
  70. I am all here for Rachel and Clayton to keep insulting Clayton.
  71. Why does Logan still have the chicks?
  72. Who buys candy at the theater? Trench coat all the way.
  73. Erich looks like a better kisser than Mario.
  74. I am glad Erich didn’t kiss Rachel too. We don’t need that drama yet.
  75. I knew Tino was getting the rose since he was the only one who kissed Rachel.
  76. That is not talking, Tino.
  77. I do like that Rachel and Gabby can chat during the night. This better keep going to reduce drama.
  78. I didn’t think Mario gave that great of an impression. Gabby and Rachel just both gave roses to their first kisses.
  79. Erich is a pick me kind of guy. He’s already angry about not getting the First Impression Rose from either.
  80. So, what are they planning to do?
  81. The table is empty of roses. That’s ominous.
  82. NOT THE CALL OUT
  83. Oh god. There had to have been a better way to handle that.
  84. I’m glad those guys didn’t have to deal with that in front of everyone, but they also got called out so everyone knew anyway.
  85. They aren’t giving out the roses.
  86. That is a smart move. I really like that. They didn’t talk to a lot of the guys, and this gives them a chance to actually talk to them later.
  87. Jacy “Is that what Blanco thinks of Jacob?”
  88. Jesse had to shovel the poop and that’s fitting.
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