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Stranger Things Season 4 Chapter 8 Review

  1. Whenever I watch a Twitch streamer play a game that has a grandfather clock, I always yell VECNA!
  2. I wonder how much blood El has lost through nosebleed and bleeding from her eyes.
  3. Brenner, you caused all this. Stop blaming others.
  4. Oh yeah. Nancy gets a firsthand view of Vecna’s origins.
  5. I’m sorry. Did Robin really not know what cassettes are?
  6. Well, Nancy used all that muscle for nothing.
  7. I like how Vecna is using his memories as a way to trap her. Trapping her in the tattoo chair is such a good move.
  8. OH? NANCY GETS TO LIVE
  9. Nancy gets to be the messenger.
  10. Time to get the gang back together.
  11. Poor demogorgon. He’s just hungry.
  12. Does Yuri have a plan?
  13. Hopper needed to hear that, Joyce.
  14. It took that long for the demogorgon to climb?
  15. Is that one Russian really trying to keep the demogorgon alive at the expense of his soldiers?
  16. Oh, well, he died anyway.
  17. Are they little demogorgons?
  18. Oh, that is uncomfortable. Please put it out of its misery.
  19. Thank you, Hopper. I did not need to hear it in pain.
  20. How many things from the Upside Down did these Russians have?
  21. IS THAT A DAMN GATE?
  22. Oh, El died. Come on El, stay with us!
  23. HOW DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS? SHE DIED!
  24. Nosebleed count: 17
  25. Why is she moving Nina? Just to use her powers?
  26. I love Argyle.
  27. Poor Will just wants to play games forever. The OG professional gamer.
  28. Mike, communication is key.
  29. ARE WE SEEING THE PAINTING?
  30. Oh damn, Will is really good at art.
  31. El asked Will to draw that for Mike? My heart.
  32. Oh, now Will’s talking about himself. My heart even more.
  33. God Mike, you are rather oblivious.
  34. No, don’t cry Will. Now I want to cry.
  35. So, El lost her memories. That’s why she never touched on that pain before.
  36. Call him Vecna. I can’t handle calling him Henry.
  37. Nope, not ominous. Not at all.
  38. Oh, she’s going to check on her friends.
  39. Not her dad though?
  40. Four, tis the magic number.
  41. He needs one more kill to open his fourth gate.
  42. I’m on Eddie’s side. Just a big old nope.
  43. Robin is literally the audience.
  44. No, no, no. Max, we are not doing this.
  45. El, please, do not let Max die. She’s been through enough.
  46. That looks like good snowman building snow.
  47. Ok, so they are out of the prison. Now what?
  48. Where did they get the van?
  49. I love Murray. Man is chaos.
  50. What a threat.
  51. I believe the correct answer is yes, Yuri.
  52. NOT THE MASK HAHAHA
  53. Steve did not agree to this plan.
  54. Couldn’t they have taken Eddie’s uncle’s trailer?
  55. Owens, you are a little late on that plan.
  56. If Vecna kills me, will he also have to pay my loans?
  57. EL MAKES HER OWN CHOICES BABY
  58. God, Steve is talking about his future. He’s going to die, isn’t he? I will not be okay with him dying.
  59. Steve the babysitter wants six kids. He’s had the practice for sure.
  60. Lucas just really wants to protect Max.
  61. The school dance perchance? I feel like that’s the memory.
  62. Aw, yes. Give me the cute moments between Lucas and Max.
  63. He’s never flown this thing and wants to fly it over the ocean. This seems like a good plan.
  64. War Zone is the most American thing I’ve ever seen.
  65. Robin’s crush is there? My god.
  66. Oh. Damnit.
  67. Why can’t we let Robin be happy?
  68. Jason is there too. How is it that everyone from the school is at this damn place?
  69. I honestly forgot Jason was out there being an idiot.
  70. Argyle is so funny. A small woman can hide behind a tree.
  71. He’s really out there yelling Nina.
  72. Not this guy.
  73. How did the military guys get in there so easily?
  74. Oh, they were Brenner’s men.
  75. Seriously Brenner? You are a piece of crap.
  76. Shut up Brenner. You started all of this and claim that your choices were the right ones.
  77. LIAR BRENNER
  78. You sent El in there to find Henry.
  79. BEAT BRENNER!
  80. YOU TELL HIM EL
  81. Oh, he’s crying now.
  82. Nosebleed count: 18
  83. Brenner can’t stop being an idiot, can he?
  84. What “truth” does Brenner want her to see?
  85. Oh, a sawed off shotgun.
  86. I love Dustin.
  87. Oh, wait. Eddie’s going to die instead.
  88. Oh, burn.
  89. Molotov time.
  90. And here’s another hint of Steve dying. Clearly, someone is dying, but these hints are so clear, it has to be someone else who dies.
  91. Did he really put a shock collar on El?
  92. I’M PISSED WITH YOU BRENNER
  93. Now would be a great time to take that collar off of El.
  94. Is Brenner going to be killed during this fight?
  95. All the scientists were killed. Crap.
  96. Oh, there’s the helicopter. Time for Brenner to die.
  97. It was clear he was dying soon so that didn’t surprise me.
  98. Argyle really didn’t sign up for any of this.
  99. Nosebleed count: 19
  100. Well, I don’t think they made it.
  101. Finally, the reunion.
  102. And there’s Will standing in the background awkwardly.
  103. Brenner is still alive, and took the collar off. He finally did something right.
  104. Considering the fact we thought Brenner died in season 1, he’s made it a long time.
  105. El had every right to not say it.
  106. Is his death supposed to affect me? Because it isn’t.
  107. Good song, and now I’m more anxious.
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