Chapter 7: The Massacre at Hawkins Lab

1. Oh, thank god. Beat those little assholes and save Steve.
2. I was about to say, Steve can not die to some little bird creatures we’ve never seen.
3. Eddie really did not sign up for any of this.
4. I recommend getting out of the Upside Down first.
5. Yeah, don’t take them. Just run.
6. Robin is in band for a reason.
7. What would they do if he didn’t actually know anything?
8. DAMNIT WALLACE
9. How did Brenner survive the demogorgon attack? That was never explained.
10. How long has El been there?
11. Back into the water tank we go.
12. Has Brenner really gone through all these tapes?
13. Oh, time to really see the incident.
14. Dustin, stop speaking so high pitched.
15. I swear, if the radio goes off while they’re sitting there.
16. Erica, calm down.
17. Mr. Wheeler, would you threaten the kids with jail if Mike or Nancy were among them?
18. These officers really need Hopper back. They suck.
19. What was that?
20. So, Mike, Dustin, and Lucas haven’t been in the Upside Down. Everyone else has, right?
21. I’ll take those odds, Enzo.
22. El and Hopper better reunite or I will riot.
23. A miracle, or Murray?
24. I can’t believe the guard bought it, and didn’t call the warden to double check.
25. Aka, who’s going to throw someone under the bus?
26. The orderly is there too. So, he’s okay-ish.
27. Is Brenner about to kill Two?
28. Why is Brenner so obsessed with El? There are so many kids, but he had a special obsession with El.
29. Eddie is speaking all the truths right now.
30. Same Robin. I am also unsteady all the time.
31. The cop said no lawyers needed, but I would recommend one anyway.
32. WHAT’S UNDER HIS BED?
33. Dustin, enlighten us.
34. Damn, Vecna can open the gates.
35. CRAP, NOT THE LIGHTS
36. Everything is stuck from when the gate first opened.
37. Not Eddie checking the curtain for Dustin.
38. You tried, Eddie. You tried.
39. Is Eddie using D&D things with the lights to talk to them?
40. Nope, just sending SOS.
41. Russian, stop eyeing Joyce like that.
42. God, that Russian had me going for a moment. I was scared.
43. We do not need to see another love interest of Joyce’s killed by demogorgons or their minions.
44. Nosebleed count: 11
45. Brenner wanted the others to kill El.
46. But El hasn’t shown too much power yet. Why is Brenner so scared of her?
47. So, based on these memories, El spoke a lot more while there then she did when she escaped in season 1.
48. Erica really gave Holly candy for her understanding. I love Erica.
49. I like how they all thought she was spelling stupid.
50. Not the cop saying Max was kind of mean.
51. The kids are gone, right?
52. Yep. They’re gone.
53. ERICA REALLY POPPED THE COP CAR’S TIRE
54. Just a minor misdemeanor.
55. Oh my god, that shot of both group biking. Chef’s kiss.
56. CRAP, VECNA HAS BEEN ALERTED
57. This was the opening scene from episode one.
58. So, El was escaping. How’d she end up back in the Rainbow Room?
59. Soteria? What is that?
60. El kills him, doesn’t she?
61. RELEASE THE KRAKEN
62. I MEAN DEMOGORGON
63. Lighter, please work.
64. Waiting for the jumpscare.
65. There it is.
66. Um, I think that guy died.
67. Yes, Murray’s karate!
68. PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS
69. OH RIGHT DOWN THE THROAT
70. EAT THAT YOU DEMON
71. Just kiss her you dingus.
72. Okay. Now how do they get out of the prison?
73. Steve, maybe don’t inhale the floating stuff in the Upside Down.
74. It’s Dustin, I bet.
75. Honestly, Dustin is probably the smartest of the gang.
76. This guy is going to die. I just know it.
77. Nosebleed count: 12
78. He’s giving me such creepy vibes, and I’m terrified.
79. HE HAS POWERS
80. HOLY SHIT
81. IS HE ONE?
82. HE IS ONE
83. So, why is he working there for Brenner like that?
84. Sure you don’t, Eddie. Sure you don’t.
85. Vecna is totally going to arrive as they are escaping.
86. Man, I can’t even climb a rope. I would never escape.
87. I SWEAR TO GOD IF STEVE IS KILLED RIGHT NOW WHEN VECNA ARRIVES, I WILL SCREAM
88. Oh. It’s going after Nancy.
89. WHA’TS HER FAVORITE SONG? SING IT!
90. Is that Barb?
91. Yep. Barb sighting.
92. One killed everyone.
93. One was deranged, and that’s why he had that thing in his neck.
94. El released him, so he went on a killing spree.
95. Nosebleed count: 13
96. I was right about him being creepy.
97. One and Eight would get along great.
98. So, El didn’t kill them, but she released One who killed them. So, she was technically responsible for the carnage.
99. Not the damn clock again.
100. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
101. IS ONE ACTUALLY HENRY?
102. He was in a coma after the attack. That’s what Victor said. So, the lab took him during the coma.
103. He was a psychopath then and now.
104. YOU ARE THE UNNATURAL ONE
105. Where is Brenner? Wasn’t he alerted pretty quickly to the attack?
106. He opened the gate first to bring Vecna through.
107. Or, is One actually Vecna?
108. HE BECAME VECNA
109. HOLY CRAP
110. Nosebleed count: 14
111. Why did he not kill his dad too? He had no issues killing his mom, or his sister.
112. BURN THAT RAT
113. KILL HIM
114. Does she send him to the Upside down?
115. Nosebleed count: 15
116. Are they evenly matched?
117. How did she survive?
118. Nosebleed count: 16
119. So, El opened a gate as a young child and sent One through to become Vecna.
120. Is that it?
121. DANG IT
122. I NEED MORE