Chapter 6: The Dive

1. So, Jason can’t expect Eddie to be the killer, right?
2. The police want to just blame Eddie, don’t they?
3. Damnit Jason. You really are still blaming Eddie, even though Eddie was terrified too.
4. Oh look, a fish.
5. And the fish died.
6. Where did Eddie run off to?
7. Wait, wait, wait. Is that the army guy?
8. My god. The military in this show is terrible.
9. IF YOU WERE SMART, MILITARY DUDE, YOU’D FOLLOW UP ON BOTH EXPLANATIONS
10. Did they just put Wallace in what is basically a coffin?
11. So, El had what was basically a stroke when the mind flayer attacked her.
12. Yet, you just threw El in there without an explanation the first time. She could have been lost there, Brenner.
13. Is this our next victim?
14. Oh, no. It’s Eddie.
15. Eddie needs some more weed, asap.
16. I am so stoked to see Suzie interact with the gang.
17. I LOVE THAT KID
18. Are those all Suzie’s siblings?
19. Argyle is in love.
20. Suzie is the sane one in that family. My god.
21. Can I see a bear?
22. Oh, so now the demogorgon gets a whole buffet instead of just an entree.
23. Okay, maybe not.
24. What is going on?
25. They are fattening them up for the demogorgon.
26. Hopper’s not wrong, but damn. Those guys just wanted to eat.
27. I still don’t like this orderly.
28. What happened to One?
29. How did Eight get away? I still want to know.
30. So, El actually knew about Terry, but buried all those memories.
31. What is this guy’s plan? Tell El about her mom, and then what?
32. WHAT TRUTH BRENNER?
33. Max, let Lucas speak. Hear him out, please.
34. Nancy and Jonathan need to have a heart to heart soon.
35. THE COMPASS IS MESSED UP AGAIN
36. FOLLOW IT TO THE GATE
37. Mob mentality at its finest.
38. Jeez Jason. Stop with this satanism crap. You saw what happened and are just trying to explain it by blaming Eddie.
39. So, why is everyone listening to this high schooler?
40. Once again, just going after the students who don’t forget in.
41. NOT THE BIBLE QUOTE
42. I swear, if they kill Eddie due to this damn jock.
43. Written up? What useless cops.
44. STOP LYING TO SUZIE
45. He stole his daughter’s computer and uses it for himself. Great dad. Maybe watch over your twenty children instead of locking yourself up in your study.
46. Well look at that. The parents are actually doing something. It won’t help anyone, but at least they are concerned about their kids for once.
47. Dustin, I caught on to this magnet compass thing way before you did this time.
48. Oh Steve, you are surrounded by nerds and understand nothing.
49. Do not crack your toes. Dear god.
50. Nosebleed count: 7
51. So, Two’s the most powerful there.
52. Nosebleed count: 8 and 9
53. Why does Brenner seem angry that El was able to tap into her powers?
54. I want to see Murray with a flamethrower.
55. Oh, so they need Yuri to turn them in anyway.
56. Very nice. Since Murray speaks Russian, he can pass as Yuri.
57. Hopper, are you actually drunk right now?
58. Prison fight, which may stop the demogorgon from coming out.
59. Did Hopper get a gun during that?
60. He stole the soldier’s lighter. My god. This man is a genius.
61. Get that computer!
62. Argyle is out with Eden already.
63. I love Cornelius. That kid is insane.
64. WHAT’S THE INTERNET
65. I want more of Suzie. She’s brilliant.
66. The dad probably thought those were all his kids too.
67. Suzie was just introduced to a whole new world.
68. Whose station wagon though? Isn’t that the Wheeler’s car?
69. Why are the children screaming?
70. WAIT, THAT’S THE ORDERELY DUDE
71. Did those kids really have to be bullies too? Jeez. El was like 10.
72. Now I see why she went crazy on those kids.
73. Nosebleed count: 10
74. Little baby El took out all the bullies, but everyone else too.
75. How big is this lake?
76. Not Lucas and Dustin discussing Steve’s hairiness.
77. Oh, Max digs it.
78. Not the watergate joke.
79. Why must we swim toward the eerie red light.
80. SWIM STEVE
81. GET OUT OF THE WATER
82. DAMNIT
83. Crap, it got Steve!
84. Eddie did not sign up for this.
85. GET OUT OF THERE STEVE
86. I SWEAR DO NOT KILL STEVE LIKE THIS