Chapter 3: The Monster and the Superhero

1. So, what’s going on in Nevada?
2. Oh, Doctor Owens.
3. This army guy isn’t wrong about that.
4. They think it’s El doing the killing?
5. It feels like we’ve been in this damn skating rink forever.
6. Angela’s fine. She didn’t even pass out. She’s good.
7. Oh my god, Jonathan and his buddy are so high.
8. Joyce isn’t even there to handle the damage.
9. Oh, she is there. Never mind.
10. I feel like Murray and Argyle will get along great.
11. This amount of trauma would have been shown in the earlier seasons. I feel like hitting Angela in the face wouldn’t have brought it out, considering El’s killed a lot of people before.
12. Vecna gives me white walker vibes from Game of Thrones.
13. Nice.
14. Doesn’t Lucas’ parents care that he hasn’t been home in days?
15. Lucas, just go home.
16. Dang it.
17. Eddie is full of worry, Dustin.
18. Thank god, some of the scooby gang found Nancy.
19. El, no honey. You do belong.
20. Mike, you legit saw El kill people. Why you are you surprised at what she can do?
21. Mike, why didn’t you write “love” you dingus?
22. They literally arrested her for that? What the actual hell?
23. A child hit a child. This is so stupid.
24. I bet Angela’s dad is a cop or judge and that’s how he got this to happen.
25. And the army will find El because of this arrest.
26. I bet the cops didn’t ask about the milkshake incident before the skate to the face, either.
27. Looks like Hopper learned some Russian.
28. Oh, it’s Hopper’s buddy.
29. So, the trailer park is the next gate. Great.
30. Oh wait. That’s right. Chrissy was acting upset at the school too.
31. Robin and Nancy, the dream team I never knew we needed.
32. Steve really is the babysitter. Someone needs to pay him for it.
33. It’s so weird getting so much more of a look into the Upside Down.
34. The subtitles call the creature Vecna too, so Vecna it is.
35. Nosebleed count: 3
36. Lucas is a weakling. And Jason is a dick.
37. These kids did nothing, and you’re beating them up for no reason besides being different from him.
38. El, tell them the truth, for god’s sake.
39. These cops shouldn’t be talking to a teen without a lawyer or parent or guardian present.
40. The cops should be questioning the other people who were there too. Not just the friends of the bullies.
41. SO WHY DO YOU TALK TO THE TEEN WITHOUT A LEGAL GUARDIAN?
42. So, those bullies can terrorize El and get no repercussions? Like Jason and his gang too? God, I hate people.
43. Murray really snuggled up on Joyce and she elbowed him.
44. There’s been a lot of dog barking in this season. As evidenced by my dog continually barking.
45. Did he need that part off? Couldn’t he have hit the middle chain holding the two cuffs?
46. Did they really just get the key to the archives just like that?
47. Oh yeah, Robin hasn’t told anyone besides Steve.
48. Give me all the Dustin and Steve moments. I love them.
49. The police have literally none of this under control. There’s a posse of teen jocks out there beating people up.
50. Don’t do it, Lucas. Don’t do it.
51. The moment Dustin told Lucas where he was, I knew Lucas would blab.
52. Officer, don’t you think you should call that in first?
53. Did Murray really sleep the entire plane ride?
54. Oh, that’s why he didn’t break the chain in between his legs.
55. Hopper, I think that needs a bandaid.
56. I love Robin. She can’t handle awkward silence.
57. I’m guessing that house was torn down, and a trailer park lives on top of it.
58. Steve the babysitter is out here committing crimes with his charges.
59. WHAT IF EVERY VICTIM IS SEEING MS. KELLEY?
60. No, no, no. Don’t split up. Patrick is already having the hallucinations from Vecna.
61. Doc Owens sure knows a lot about the Upside Down.
62. WHAT WAY DOC?
63. HOW DO WE BRING THE POWERS BACK?
64. A program will bring the powers back?
65. Everyone, everywhere are in danger.
66. Headaches are a sure sign of Vecna.
67. Nosebleed count: 4
68. CRAP
69. MAX HEARS VECNA
70. RUN MAX
71. So, Mike, Will, and Jonathan won’t know about El’s disappearance?
72. Oh, they will. Good.
73. MAX, RUN AWAY FROM THE CLOCK
74. DO NOT APPROACH THE CREEPY CLOCK