Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

Moon Knight S1:E1 Review

  1. I know absolutely nothing about this show, and somehow managed to avoid spoilers of the released episodes. So, let’s get to it.
  2. Guy has a cool tattoo.
  3. Why did we crush a glass?
  4. And now the glass is in his shoes. I’m concerned.
  5. My feet are tingling just watching this.
  6. Was that whole process just to give him a convincing limp? Was that our hero?
  7. Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Gus the fish.
  8. And I feel like Gus will die too.
  9. Oh, this is in London. How did I not know that?
  10. Poor dude has insomnia.
  11. Why was that little girl such a pain?
  12. Oh, he’s a vegan. I like him.
  13. I really like all this focus on Egyptian history. I wonder if it ties into his powers.
  14. Oh, so he knows that he sleepwalks. And that’s why he doesn’t like to sleep at night.
  15. I guess his alter ego has game, based on that date he has lined up.
  16. That’s why he had tape on the door. I thought he was using it to block out light.
  17. Well, he clearly got in a fight. And somehow ended up in a little village.
  18. WHO IS MARC?
  19. Why does the voice kind of sound like Venom?
  20. Is this like a Venom kind of setup where he has someone sharing his body and they only are in control when he’s asleep?
  21. I find people touching someone like that as they walk by exceptionally creepy.
  22. Great, a cult.
  23. Should I recognize the name Ammit?
  24. Did…did the tattoo move? Yep, time to get out of there.
  25. Arthur, creepy dude is Arthur.
  26. Yeah, time to nope the hell out of there.
  27. So, Arthur the cultist wants his scarab back.
  28. I kind of enjoy the fact the voice calls Steven the idiot.
  29. I wonder what the kill count is for the other guy.
  30. I love that he is worried about not having his license after he killed a bunch of people.
  31. Don’t hurt the cupcakes.
  32. How many voices are in his head? The voice in charge, and Marc. Any others?
  33. He really threw the gun at a car.
  34. The voice called him parasite. I think it’s the other way around.
  35. Once again, I love Gus.
  36. Is the scarab there?
  37. Oh, two fins now.
  38. Gus died and Marc replaced him.
  39. At least Marc got him a date and a fish. Marc is nice.
  40. Never mind. Marc made him miss his date. Harsh.
  41. Why do I love the phrase “later gaters,” so much?
  42. Flowers and chocolates. Poor guy really tried.
  43. Oh, it’s hollow. What’s down there?
  44. Scarab has to be there.
  45. Oh, burner phone.
  46. Who is Layla? She called a lot.
  47. I wonder who had the brain first. Marc or Steven.
  48. I would guess Steven since he talked to his mom. But she hasn’t answered yet.
  49. Some type of Egyptian god or reaper of death perhaps.
  50. Oh no, Arthur the cult leader is there.
  51. A monkey’s what, Donna. A monkey’s what?
  52. What luck he’s right next to the pillar with Ammit on it.
  53. Avatar, the blue people. I swear, I’m Steven.
  54. I would like Arthur to leave now. I don’t care if he has cool hair, he needs to leave.
  55. Chaos, is that what we shall call the voice? It’s probably some type of Egyptian deity in his head.
  56. A dog is howling and I just want to give it a hug.
  57. What is the creature? Some type of jackal thing or something? Maybe a demigorgon.
  58. Why does Steven have the ability to fight Marc now?
  59. Costume reveal, woo!
  60. Poor janitor who comes across that bathroom in the morning.
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