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Big Sky S2E12 Review

  1. Please let this be the end of Ronald. His story needs to end already.
  2. I forgot Max is still being held captive after her disastrous escape attempt.
  3. Always two hits on the head with a pipe, Max. Always at least two.
  4. Great, there’s another person in the house. More collateral damage to Ronald.
  5. That slap should not have knocked her out.
  6. Does anyone really think T-Lock won’t panic and screw this all up?
  7. I really hate that creepy mannequin Bob has.
  8. Why is he forcing a donut into her mouth? I’m disturbed.
  9. Something is up with daddy dearest over here.
  10. What does Alicia have plotting?
  11. Oh, he found the tracker.
  12. So, is Phoebe still just chilling in the truck? She’s been in there for hours.
  13. Keep the hat. The hat is good.
  14. Honestly, Jag is not good at, anything, really.
  15. I forgot that T-Lock bought a fancy car with the drug money.
  16. How many cops does this town have?
  17. Wasn’t Jenny going to keep him in her sights? Like, this is policing 101.
  18. For a psychopath, Bob has good planning skills.
  19. He didn’t need to smash his phone. Bob wouldn’t have known, especially if he left it in the car.
  20. How much time passed? They were tracking his phone very quickly after he vanished so they shouldn’t have been that far behind.
  21. Look, Max did a smart thing.
  22. WHY DOES SHE NEVER GET BACKUP?
  23. Listen to Travis for once!
  24. Damn, Scarlett forced that woman to swallow the microchip? At least she didn’t kill him.
  25. WAS PHOEBE STILL IN THE DAMN TRUCK?
  26. Oh, she was in a room in the house.
  27. Phoebe, run for your life. Your mom is nuts.
  28. Scarlett has those crazy eyes.
  29. So, T-Lock is getting shot right?
  30. There’s no way he gets out of this alive.
  31. Oh, T-Lock is packing. Too bad his hand is shaking.
  32. OH, HE ACTUALLY DID IT
  33. I did not expect T-Lock to actually shoot him.
  34. And he’s dead now.
  35. Always make sure your victim is dead.
  36. Bulletproof vest.
  37. Oh, Jenny to the rescue.
  38. Maybe they should have given T-Lock a vest too.
  39. Yeah, he’s not making it.
  40. Was anybody surprised by that though?
  41. Now, let’s get rid of Ronald and maybe Scarlett, and move on.
  42. Did he drop the money bag?
  43. Thank god, someone get those two out of the creepy van.
  44. Of course, dad wants Ren to play piano. It’s just such an overbearing dad thing.
  45. I bet he’s sick.
  46. But like, Canadian healthcare?
  47. 15 minutes to end Ronald. Can we do it?
  48. Travis took the money and will give it to Ren.
  49. Idiot cowboys sums them up.
  50. Thank you, Denise for calling Jenny.
  51. I’m surprised the doctor had all the equipment he needed there. Maybe he’s knocking Ronald out with that medicine.
  52. Oh, thank you doctor dude.
  53. But like, Ronald should not have been able to get up at all.
  54. Is Scarlett dead?
  55. If she’s not, she will cause havoc.
  56. Also, where’s Phoebe? Is she hiding in some room, oblivious to what’s going on?
  57. Why did he put on the shirt?
  58. And Wolfe is over here being the lunatic he is.
  59. Great, he’s going to join in the fray, and someone will get shot.
  60. Oh, god. Poor Phoebe. Get her out of there asap.
  61. Lindor is dying, right? He’s next.
  62. So, Wolfe and Ronald showdown now?
  63. Mutual self-destruction, please and thank you.
  64. Oh, Lindor, just let him do it. No one would miss Ronald.
  65. And Lindor got shot, called it.
  66. Meanwhile, Ronald can get away now.
  67. Wasn’t Wolfe’s gun directed at Ronald though? How’d he shot Lindor so quickly.
  68. And he stabbed Cassie, of course.
  69. Like, he could have just left.
  70. Oh, right in the neck.
  71. That’s it, right? Ronald is dead, and gone?
  72. Like, why do I feel like it’s not over yet?
  73. Oh, because we have another episode.
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