The Bachelor S26E11 Review

  1. So, my guess is Clayton goes to Susie to beg her to take him back. She rejects him. He ends up alone. I don’t see there being anyway he is with someone at the end of this.
  2. Also, my guess for Bachelorette reveal is senior bachelorette (the lady from the limos) or someone who was sent home even earlier than Clayton was.
  3. I spy three men in the audience.
  4. Neil Lane is there? What the?
  5. GABBY’S GRANDFATHER FOR BACHELOR
  6. Was Susie just held hostage there?
  7. Clayton’s mom is over this, and his dad thinks he’s an idiot.
  8. NOT THE AWKWARD MEET THE PARENTS
  9. The producers really sent her in there to deal with the family meeting.
  10. YAS PREECH SUSIE
  11. He was gaslighting you and now will say he wasn’t.
  12. SCARED MEN DON’T LAST OUT DUMBASS
  13. HE STILL HASN’T TALKED TO GABBY AND RACHEL
  14. You heard him, but he really never heard you.
  15. Drive away and pick up the other women. Save yourselves.
  16. Mom is sitting next to me, chanting he won’t get anybody.
  17. You don’t deserve a second chance with her. You still have two women to break up with.
  18. You shouldn’t have begged Rachel and Gabby to stay, you idiot.
  19. Is he really going to interrupt them talking to break up with them? Dude can’t time anything.
  20. They know. They both know.
  21. IS HE ABOUT TO BREAKUP WITH THEM AT THE SAME TIME?
  22. YOU … YOU … I CAN’T FATHOM THIS IDIOT
  23. Oh, Gabby is so over this. Queen moves.
  24. DO NOT GO TALK TO GABBY
  25. She said her piece and wants to be done with you.
  26. DON’T BARGE INTO HER ROOM
  27. JESUS
  28. Clayton “gaslighting” Echard
  29. Gabby’s grandpa is nodding there like, “I knew he was full of sh*t.”
  30. PREACH GABBY
  31. His go to response now is “I hear you.”
  32. Send his ass out. Take out the trash.
  33. I have never cheered more for a breakup.
  34. We stan Gabby in this household.
  35. And her grandpa too.
  36. It makes more sense about how much of a dumbass he is.
  37. Gabby for bachelorette?
  38. SLAP HIM
  39. I don’t even want to see Clayton.
  40. Awkward hug
  41. Will Clayton continue to gaslight? Stay tuned.
  42. I think he’s an idiot.
  43. Tear him apart.
  44. Jesse is trying to throw him a life jacket, and Clayton continues to sink anyway.
  45. JESSE SAID LOVE HERE…DOES THAT MEAN SHE’S THE BACHELORETTE?
  46. Come on Rachel, tear him apart too. We are all here for the destruction of Clayton.
  47. Rachel really gave him everything and he just accepted it and threw it away.
  48. Throw the whole man away.
  49. I’M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY IS NOT AN APOLOGY
  50. Do not touch her. You deserve nothing from her.
  51. Rachel, find someone willing to fight for you too.
  52. Just shut up, Clayton.
  53. Tony looks pissed. Beat his ass, Tony.
  54. He never loved Rachel or Gabby, and this proved it. He had no emotion, and just wanted to save his pride. Susie better run.
  55. My dad walked in and my mom and I screamed, “Men suck!.”
  56. NO FEELINGS. LET’S GO!
  57. Mom: “tell him to f*ck off.”
  58. He does not deserve to talk to her, indeed.
  59. No hug, nothing. Beautiful.
  60. Rachel telling him her emotions have nothing to do with feelings for him is perfect. Way to be clear.
  61. He’s saying the exact same thing to Rachel that he said to Gabby.
  62. BRING HER DAD DOWN. PLEASE
  63. Tony is trying to weigh how much bail money he would need to kick Clayton’s ass.
  64. “I believed I felt those feelings.” Idiot.
  65. This idiot is really about to get a ring and try to propose to Susie.
  66. She will reject his ass.
  67. And now he’s saying his worth depends on her being with him.
  68. How does he respect her need for time by asking her to meet him right then?
  69. Don’t show up Susie. He doesn’t deserve it.
  70. AHHHHH
  71. REJECT HIM THEN
  72. Does she know he sent the others home?
  73. He is a child waving that ring around like it’s a toy.
  74. Susie, are you really falling for his bull right now?
  75. BUT
  76. REJECTED, REJECTED, YOU JUST GOT REJECTED
  77. He still has no emotion on his face.
  78. THE AUDIENCE CLAPPING AT SUSIE SAYING IT’S OVER IS WONDERFUL
  79. DAMNIT JESSE
  80. I swear, if Susie took him back, I will riot.
  81. DON’T SAY SUSIE
  82. But what if it’s Shanae…
  83. WHOSE LEGS ARE THEY?
  84. WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU TAKE HIM BACK?
  85. After all the crap he put you through, and the other women, you still took him back.
  86. NOT GABBY OR RACHEL?
  87. Senior Bachelorette anyone?
  88. Some backlash? Just some?
  89. I still don’t get why Susie reached out to him. She was fed up with him and saw what he did.
  90. Why is Neil Lane in the studio?
  91. Clayton quit his job to live off Susie.
  92. The awkward walk to get the rose. The audience is really not thrilled by this.
  93. Just give us the new bachelorette so I can cleanse my palette.
  94. So, after all that, Clayton still gets a happy ending. He learned nothing and I hate it.
  95. It better not be Shanae. I swear to the father, ghost, son, spirit, whatever.
  96. IT’S BOTH OF THEM
  97. YAS
  98. YAAAAAAAAS
  99. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
  100. Emotionally intelligent, mature. Gabby is still roasting Clayton and I’m here for it.
  101. So, Gabby’s grandpa will be the host, right?
  102. Jesse is still going to be the host? Why not bring back the women again. They were better.

Well, that’s that, and I will be glad to never think of this season again. Bring on the Bachelorette and show these men what real character is.

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