Everything with Em

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of sass

The Bachelor S26E10 Review

  1. Time to see what happens at the rose ceremony of hell.
  2. My drink is quickly disappearing, and there’s still ten minutes until it starts. This does not bode well for me.
  3. Clayton said falling in love with Gabby, not in love. Get it right, narrator.
  4. You tell him, Clayton’s dad.
  5. Let’s see, I see two men in the audience. May be a record.
  6. Make that three.
  7. No, I’m not ready. But I’m still here.
  8. Why the dramatic church music?
  9. There’s the clip they showed every week of him saying, “I’m so broken.”
  10. Clayton, you do know what you’re saying means you just wanted to sleep with the other women, right?
  11. Jesse wants the drama.
  12. I feel so bad for Rachel and Gabby. He’s an idiot sandwich.
  13. Rachel, he told the freaking camera guy he’s in love with him too. Dude can’t keep those words in his mouth.
  14. Jesse is really standing there, pretending he doesn’t know what a shitshow this will be.
  15. Everyone will be hurt tonight, including the viewers.
  16. Why did Clayton walk in like a movie villain?
  17. Gabby’s face of confusion is great.
  18. The closeup on some audience members was so out of the blue. Like sorry, who are you?
  19. HE SAID WAS IN LOVE
  20. Dude, I see one of you on the other side? You wanted Susie. Stop lying.
  21. If he was somehow engaged to one of them at this time and they watched the season, he would be single again.
  22. I feel like Clayton really expected the women to be fine with this, based on his blank look.
  23. Clayton is now wishing he was back in the church.
  24. Rachel, find someone more comfortable to cry. Those stairs look painful.
  25. I wonder how long Clayton had to stand there, listening to them cry.
  26. Rachel pointing out that he’s a dumbass. Thank you.
  27. Clayton, becoming vulnerable doesn’t mean you fall in love with everyone around you.
  28. Gabby, that walk said it all. Just leave his ass.
  29. Clayton, you’re lucky if you can continue with yourself.
  30. Gabby is like, yes, I know what this week is. We did it already.
  31. I hope Rachel is listening to this.
  32. The audience looks so annoyed at him. Same.
  33. THANK YOU GABBY
  34. Gabby wears the pants in her relationships.
  35. WRONG F*CKING ANSWER CLAYTON
  36. I just noticed Rachel’s missing nail. Wonder where that ended up.
  37. Are those vases behind her, or weights? They look a lot like weights.
  38. Don’t hold his hand, Rachel. Boy doesn’t deserve it.
  39. My dog is growling at Clayton on the TV right now, and I applaud her.
  40. My love is different, my feelings are different. Then that isn’t love.
  41. Clayton, you wanted to leave yesterday. Stop lying.
  42. So, Gabby wanted him to explain while Rachel is expressing her feelings. Both are valid.
  43. Don’t bring your family into this.
  44. I feel like Gabby will leave. She is not putting up with his crap.
  45. So, we are 45 minutes in, and nothing has been accomplished.
  46. Are we really about to do a rose ceremony?
  47. Dude, you did nothing.
  48. Please, reject the rose. He deserves nothing.
  49. REJECT IT
  50. Damnit Rachel.
  51. Please Gabby, reject it. You are too smart for this.
  52. YAS QUEEN
  53. Smartest decision she could have made.
  54. The actual smartest decision would have been to not be on the show, but this is also smart.
  55. Rachel is freaking out now. I’m confused. Did she expect Gabby to stay and win? Or what?
  56. Clayton, this is a reality competition.
  57. Clayton, she said no. Stop trying to change her mind.
  58. You can’t measure it Clayton, and yet you keep saying the most. That’s measuring.
  59. That apology gave me Shanae vibes.
  60. YOU TOLD SUSIE TO LEAVE THOUGH
  61. SHUT UP CLAYTON
  62. He’s trying so hard to keep Gabby there, and Rachel is just freaking out.
  63. Gabby, do not stay.
  64. I thought Gabby was smart. This is so stupid. He literally was begging her to stay, so doesn’t that tell Rachel he likes her more?
  65. This whole thing is a dumpster fire.
  66. He did not allow you space. He told you what you feel.
  67. THERE’S STILL AN HOUR AND I’M SO DONE ALREADY
  68. Love to see Michelle again. And yes Claire, he’s an idiot.
  69. Oh my god, Nick actually made good points.
  70. Claire’s immediate reaction was he has a zero percent chance of finding love lol.
  71. RODNEY!
  72. So, which brother slid into Teddi’s DM’s?
  73. I’m excited for you to tell your son he’s an idiot.
  74. I wonder if Clayton is the oldest or youngest child.
  75. His parents are now realizing their son is an idiot.
  76. Show me the brother’s reactions. I need to see it.
  77. Gabby, I would not be smiling to see Clayton. A good night’s sleep would erase that idiot from my mind.
  78. Gabby cannot keep her sweaters on her shoulders.
  79. Oh god, who put Clayton and Gabby in matching sweaters?
  80. Why is the mom already crying? You were literally just roasting your son.
  81. So open hearted, he falls in love with three people.
  82. Gabby, no. You made the wrong decision.
  83. I could not care less about the Kardashian show.
  84. Are they really talking about Air B&B right now?
  85. Clayton’s mom is just nodding along to everything said.
  86. Rachel saying she trust him was so hesitant.
  87. The dad is right. Smack him.
  88. The big twist is Susie coming back, right?
  89. HE’S STILL THINKING ABOUT SUSIE
  90. There’s the obligatory The Good Doctor trailer.
  91. Clayton, you have a lot of problems.
  92. HE’S ABOUT TO SEND GABBY AND RACHEL HOME AFTER PUTTING THEM THROUGH THIS HELL
  93. Clearly, Clayton didn’t inherit the brains in the family.
  94. His mom is so over his crap.
  95. His family is just sitting there, witnessing an absolute mess.
  96. AND HERE COMES JESSE WITH NEWS OF SUSIE
  97. So, he’ll tell Rachel and Gabby to go, right? RIGHT?
  98. Rodney, thank god. I needed him to grace my screen again.
  99. The new bachelorette reveal coming tomorrow.
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