Big Sky S2E9 Review

Glad it’s back after the hiatus, but I still hate Ronald and crazy farm dude whose name I forgot.

  1. The recap showed the cereal again. Will it be important?
  2. I legit forgot that the other main part of this season was the money and the cartel.
  3. I just remember Ronald killing Cassie’s dad and he needs to die already.
  4. Oh, she we are just jumping right back to that moment too.
  5. Poor Cassie. She lost the guy she was seeing in the first season (I forgot his name too), and now her dad. Someone put her son in protective care asap.
  6. Damn, I forgot they took Phoebe too. Poor kid needs therapy and a stable home.
  7. Phoebe, girl, run.
  8. He really hog-tied Ronald and threw him in the back. I mean, I hate Ronald. But I also hate farm dude.
  9. Wolf, that’s his name.
  10. You separated you guys, Scarlett. Not anyone else.
  11. At least she told her dad she loved him as their last interaction.
  12. Damn, kid is out for revenge already. Start them young, I guess.
  13. Lol, I forgot about the sensei.
  14. God, I hate this boyfriend of the girl’s mom. I forgot everyone’s names it seems.
  15. So, is Ronald just chilling in that cage again?
  16. Does she want to kill Ronald? I mean, same. But also, damn.
  17. NOT SENSEI PORKCHOP
  18. Girl’s skin is flawless.
  19. Man, when Ronald’s arms get let down, it’s going to hurt so badly.
  20. Wolf is cray-cray, isn’t he?
  21. I forgot who decided to grab the bags in the first place after the car crash.
  22. And here’s hot undercover guy.
  23. Lol, my cat immediately jumped at the TV when he appeared.
  24. Yeah, Jag.
  25. Fuck you, Jag. I hope you and your sexist ass dies.
  26. And there’s the cereal. Such a random thing, but sure. Whatever works.
  27. I forgot that guy’s name too. I need name tags.
  28. Phoebe is so done with all this craziness.
  29. Mark, his name is Mark. Thanks Twitter.
  30. Wait, Wolf has partners too? What other crap is he mixed up with?
  31. Side note, I really hate Wolf’s hair.
  32. Crazy wife just wants a child.
  33. Not the Sensei again.
  34. Going full Chuck Norris.
  35. Did … did he just kill Sensei Chuck Norris?
  36. I was just remembering him getting his ass kicked before too.
  37. Stop taking things from me, Big Sky. If you have to take something, take my student loans.
  38. Look at Jag using his brain and not killing the kid.
  39. Dang, Mark took this long to visit Cassie? Dude, get your act together.
  40. Mark kind of sounds like a conspiracy theorist with this talk about the cereal. We know it makes sense, but I feel like Cassie wouldn’t believe it.
  41. Travis walked into the bar like deus ex machina.
  42. You know who I miss? Jerrie.
  43. Thank god, we have some normal parents in the know now.
  44. I completely forgot about the fingerprints.
  45. Why do we have to end with the funeral? The world is sad enough. I don’t need more sadness.
  46. Thank god Cassie is sending her son somewhere else. Keep that kid safe.
  47. Wait, are they having the funeral at the ranch he was going to buy/did buy?
  48. That just hurts.
  49. I don’t buy anything Agatha says.
  50. DON’T LET PHOEBE GO WITH CRAZY LADY
  51. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
  52. How can Phoebe not hear this?
  53. Did Scarlett give her the quiet death?
  54. Bye bye crazy number one.
  55. Is it Wolf’s turn?
  56. Ronald gets beat up a lot.
  57. I really thought Phoebe was going to walk in.
  58. Ronald’s going to kill him.
  59. You know Ronald, I think it’s over.
  60. I wonder if Ronald is going to somehow be connected to the cartel too. Just throw him in the mix.

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