I don’t care about football. I’m just here for the commercials. Bring it on.

1. Jurassic Park trailer and I love dinosaurs. BLUE HAS A BABY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
2. The Paralympics Toyota one was a feel-good commercial for sure.
3. Clearly a beer or car commercial on a beach. Was that Zendaya? It is. Oh, I was wrong. It was for squarespace.
4. oOf course, that’s where Dolly Parton’s phone was. Why is it filmed like one of those sad animal commercials?
5. Oh, trailer for Moonknight. I still don’t get the premise of this superhero. Maybe I’m not savvy enough.
6. There’s a cat. Betting a Roomba? Cashback. Oh, Rakuten.
7. Why do people want to give babies adult voices? It’s so weird to me.
8. Was that the Budweiser commercial? Is this about cryptocurrency? No, Expedia. Nice save.
9. I would also like to destroy a wall to escape a party. Headphones? What is this commercial for? Zero carb bud light? What the heck?
10. Oh, the gambling one. I’ve seen a shorter version before. Draftkings naturally.
11. Olympian gods retiring, I love it. I’d watch a show about that. Baby Pegasus, I’m in love. Damn it, of course it’s a car commercial. Nice idea to use Zeus for an electric car though.
12. Peacock commercial. Good song. I’ve seen it so many times this week already.
13. Netflix, of course it needs to advertise, especially with that rise in price.
14. Wait, is this a different commercial now? Oh, okay, just focused on Adam Project. I was confused.
15. Cars again. I’m already bored of car commercials.
16. Oh my god. Coliseum parking lot is hilarious. Avocados from Mexico. Okay, this is a good one. Ceasar loves salads. Classic.
17. NBC News Now, streaming news? Sure.
18. CarVana. Cars. Ugh. Oh, god. She is the person everyone hates. More like drive me crazy.
19. This is a tv show one, I think. Hologic? Oh, getting health screened. Good one to have.
20. What is this and why can’t it hit the damn corner? Come on, so close. YAS.
21. GOAL! Kind of funny to have during Superbowl, but yeah, bring me the World Cup.
22. Is this a Frito lay commercial? DO NOT FEED THE SLOTH DORRITOS! OH GOD THEY’RE ALL EATING IT. Am I high right now? This is something else. And the sloth talks now. That was something.
23. These puppets are terrifying. I’m supposed to feel sad, but they are rather scary. I’m just getting Five Nights at Freddy’s vibes. Not sure if that was the point or not.
24. Oh, is this Nope? This has to be a joke, right? Why are there the crazy inflatable things?
25. Bowling. I want to bowl. Ultra, had to be beer of course. Is that a Manning? Once again, I don’t know football. Damn, how many famous people are in this?
26. NJ turnpike: I’m triggered. Is this an ad for New Jersey? Or another damn car commercial? Yep, car commercial. Why New Jersey?
27. Barbie commercial with Anna Kendrick? Oh, Rocket Mortage. Oh god, this is actually funny. He-man, beautiful.
28. Awkwafina! Disney Plus as goats. I want to be in the building with all these goats.
29. Ninjas to the rescue for Weathertech.
30. What is with all these companies wanting to use so many celebrities?
31. Trevor Noah eating a pencil is great.
32. Cleopatra was indeed the brains behind Ceasar.
33. A commercial for a normal product and not a site, beer, or car? Amazing.
34. Ambulance looks pretty good. Gives me Speed vibes.
35. Why did this turbotax commercial feel like an escape room?
36. I can listen to Morgan Freeman talk about anything all the time.
37. Second Ultra commercial. I don’t know the differences between the beers so they are all the same to me.
38. There are way too many streaming services now.
39. Not a new commercial. Seen it so many times this week too. It’s a cute one. I want to go in a hot air balloon.
40. The wheel is a miss for sure. EVEN THE STUPID ONES LMAO. Not the batteries! Don’t be like Larry.
41. Reality is indeed a terrible world.
42. Joe vs Carole honestly gives me flashbacks to 2020. Not a good time.
43. Emotional music for a bank commercial, of course.
44. He better not drink and drive. Oh, thank god. I was about to be so upset.
45. Why are these action figures alive? Is this for a video game?
46. I never thought about photographs not representing darker skinned people well. This is a sweet one.
47. Not Q anything. Oh, cue. Better.
48. Lindsay Lohan is in one now? Is this for Planet Fitness? Does she even go there? See what I did there?
49. Is this the Lord of the Rings thing? Yes, it is. Never cared for it myself.
50. Not another lays commercial and with Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan? I would watch a movie of those two getting into mishaps. Not him marrying the ghost.
51. Who hasn’t gotten their hand stuck in a pringle can? Damn, that can held on for so long.
52. Guy Fieri is the leader of a world? Honestly, I’d buy it.
53. The robot dog wants a robot owner. Get that dog a home, damn you. That was the best car one.
54. I’m sure if I’d seen Austin Powers, this would be funny. Alas, I haven’t.
55. There’s the crypto one.
56. I feel pretty parody about T-Mobile.
57. Honestly, I’m bored. Usually, the commercials are more entertaining.
58. Alexa, play soccer for me instead.
59. YAS CAT
60. Never heard of booking.com.
61. I would totally use a flamethrower on snow. A commercial celebrating laziness, of course alcohol.
62. This commercial gives me LalaLand vibes.
63. Sacrifice the bad smells. Sounds legit to me.
64. Eugene Levy and Brie Lawson in the same commercial. Catherine too? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS ONE? Seems like a good idea for a movie. I’d watch.
65. Circus clowns? Oh, I like the hair. Taco bell? Weird setup but sure.
66. Pete Davidson getting tackled was a lovely moment and one we all needed.
67. Did I miss the puppy Budweiser commercial? Really, the only one I care about.
68. HERE IT IS. No, save the horse. Yes, my babies are all together again.
69. Honestly, I can see Kevin Hart literally just yelling things in stores like that normally.
70. These seem like great money decisions to me.
71. Game ended. Someone won. I have no opinion.
72. Oh, let’s jam to the Fresh Prince song. I’m here for this remix.
73. I suppose that’s it. A few good ones and fun ones. Most seemed to be trying too hard. Maybe next year, guys.