1. Ready for this shitshow.
2. Take her rose!
3. She’s prancing around like a reindeer, so accurate.
4. No rules bitches!
5. She sounds like Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman.
6. She’s trying to gaslight him now.
7. So, she just lied to his face and admitted it too.
8. He just ran off.
9. Not Cassidy crying because she was immediately caught in her lie.
10. Thank you for coming up here to talk in the bathroom because I won’t cave.
11. What did she think he was about to say?
12. Send her home!
13. To the reject SUV we go.
14. The length of her nails just bothers me for some reason.
15. I always wonder how long they actually have for the cocktail party.
16. At least he admitted he didn’t talk to a lot of the women.
17. I still can’t tell these blondes apart.
18. 18 girls left and I still hate Shanae.
19. Sensitive subject matter warning. What is coming?
20. Here’s the host, I think his name was Jessie?
21. Oh, okay. Kaityln Bristow in the house.
22. Why does it feel like the producers kept bringing back people we know to tell us Clayton doesn’t suck?
23. So, it’s another game of Never Have I Ever?
24. Oh, it’s more intense.
25. So, self-sabotage in relationships.
26. Being called anorexic when you’re skinny is just as bad as making fun of someone for being overweight.
27. I really appreciate the producers letting this conversation play out. Letting Clayton express his feelings about his looks isn’t often shown on TV.
28. Shanae: I don’t understand this thing called happiness for others.
29. Is he wearing another hoodie? Get him a stylist, jeez.
30. Eliza seems like a cutie.
31. So, strip scavenger hunt?
32. I feel like the producers gave her that matching set.
33. Becca’s face when Clayton started singing was brilliant.
34. Not ShrimpGate. Jesus. Let the other women try some shrimp.
35. Then Shanae got mad no one acknowledged her making more shrimp.
36. This Van Gogh exhibit is so cool.
37. Shanae is really out here telling the interviewers she’s playing a game.
38. Side note: Clayton saying he has issues with his body and then having to run around in his underwear means the producers have serious communication issues.
39. Get wet, dirty, sandy and randy.
40. Playing football in a dress.
41. And here comes the BayWatch.
42. Mira did not look convinced about how lifeguarding is similar to relationships.
43. And there goes Clayton taking off his shirt again.
44. Clayton is already sunburned.
45. CPR isn’t going too well. I hope no one there actually needs it.
46. I just knew Shanae was going to go right into a kiss.
47. Shanae literally acts like a teenager who wants to show off her boyfriend.
48. Shanae still lost out.
49. Whoever put the sunscreen on Clayton did a terrible job.
50. Oh thank god, it’s not another hoodie.
51. Stop licking your lips!
52. Gabby is quirky.
53. And there goes the shirt again.
54. Don’t jinx it.
55. Shanae going after Elizabeth again for no reason.
56. I swear, if Clayton just takes Shanae’s words for truth without asking anyone else, he’s an idiot.
57. She immediately says let’s move on and starts kissing him.
58. She literally said she was good. She is a freaking actor.
59. Shanae is a producer plant. There’s no way she isn’t.
60. Elizabeth is actually believable. And she’ s right.
61. Clayton has the same face whenever anyone starts crying.
62. Clayton needs to ask some of the other girls and get it over with because this is literally just fake drama. He doesn’t believe Elizabeth and he’s an idiot.
63. Gabby’s face lol.
64. Don’t give Shanae the rose.
65. Thank god.
66. Shanae is describing herself so well. But thinks she’s describing Elizabeth. Girl is deranged.

To sum up whatever that was, Clayton is falling for Shanae’s crap and making herself to be a victim. She is being a terrible person and literally admitted that she is making it all up to look better. I swear, if Clayton kicks off Elizabeth because of this and watches the show, he’s going to feel like an absolute idiot. Also, for a show that gave us a date therapy session about body issues had Clayton take off his shirt quite a lot.

WTF Meter: 68/100