Hey internet peers. It’s been a restful weekend, but I realized at any time, my brain likes to have random thoughts, so I thought I’d share them with you because why not? 

Without further ado: 

1. If I was in a hostage situation, I would be one of the first hostages to get taken out, simply because I would trip and cause a problem. They’d get rid of me asap. Honestly, I would agree with them. 

2. I wish I was tall enough to reach the top shelf in the pantry without having to stand on my tiptoes. It really sucks being short (this is more of a daily thought, but details). 

3. I had a dream where I was on a plane that didn’t crash but got stuck flying for days in the air. I somehow made it into first class, and we were arguing over who got the parachutes. I kept telling the pilot I’m small and could hang on to someone, but he said no. Apparently being small doesn’t help in my dreams. 

4. My cat looks so funny with his tongue sticking out. Why is it so funny? It just goes bloop.

5. It must have really sucked doing surgeries before anesthesia. 

6. Is there a reason why elderly people always go to the gym at the same time? 

7. Love letters have practically disappeared from usage. It’s sad. I would love a good love letter, or just a letter in general. 

8. Why is applying to jobs so annoying? Whoever made up the idea of uploading your resume and then requiring you to write it in as well seems to enjoy watching people suffer. 

9. Imagine buying like 80 of the same masks. That would have to put you on some type list. Not sure what kind, but I’m sure there’s a list. 

10. Why did dad only make me one piece of french toast? I demand one and a half. I’m a growing girl. 

So, that’s a great inside look into my mind. So sorry for anyone who went through that. 

Until next time,

Em